“Which of the Pageant Extravaganzas should I come to?”
The answer is: “ALL of them, silly!”
Or at least: “As many as you can make it to!”
The whole point of Love On Planet Earth is, obviously, to spend some time together, while we’ve got it to spend.
We’ll be tracking attendance all year long, and at the finale party in Colorado, the guest with the best attendance will win a special prize for Biggest Love and Smallest Earth. (Yes, the prize will include an Attendance Certificate, obviously… plus, more surprises.)
If you’ve got the best attendance but you’re tied with other guests for the crown, then you’ll go head-to-head in a championship contest to win the Love prize. (Keg stands! Just kidding.)